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Donald Trump’s 6 Very Real, Very Insane Tips For A Good Life

Whatever you make of him politically, there's no denying that Donald Trump has been alive for a long, long time. That is literally…
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How Mediocrity Can Quietly Destroy Us All

How much money would it take to convince you to become evil? A thousand dollars? Two thousand? Surprise! It's a trick question. In…
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Land That Lucrative IT Job With This Certification Bundle

This piece was written by the people who run the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there. Pursuing…
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Quirky Corporate Twitter Accounts Are Not Your Friends

Remember that Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad that suggested you could solve police brutality with a cold refreshing soft drink? How about the recent…
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How The NRA Lost Its Mind

In the wake of last year's shooting in Las Vegas, which saw 58 concertgoers murdered and 800+ injured, Donald Trump promised that we'd…
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The Sad Reality Of A Christian Pick-Up Artist

This is the story of a man who raged against the vagina and lost. A man whose erection died a thousand deaths, until…
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The Much Better Movie Hiding In ‘Titanic’

It doesn't seem like anyone remembers Titanic as a great movie, despite the fact that it won 11 goddamned Oscars. Maybe it's because…
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5 Insanely Important Jobs (We’re Running Out Of People For)

Supply and demand should ensure that we never run out of people to do the really key jobs. If there was a dire…
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‘Riverdale’ Recap: Archie Has The Physique Of A 1970s Porn Star

Well this week’s episode of was about as riveting as watching paint dry. Thanks for that, CW. I’m only a loyal viewer who…
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6 Terrible Stereotypes (That Came From Positive Things)

You probably assume that every slur and negative stereotype sprang from the minds of history's most bigoted people, like that time Sir Misogynist…
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