Ready to find out something you assumed was fine and barely gave a second thought to is actually super weird and messed up? Cool! Today we’re ruining fresh-squeezed orange juice.
Outside of feminine products, nothing boasts about its “freshness” like orange juice. Commercials go out of their way to tell you exactly how many fresh oranges they’re delivering in every bottle, via a folksy Donald Sutherland voiceover crooning about “the peak of freshness.” But hell, even if they water it down or add stuff, it’s still basically “orange juice.”